saladder:

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

(via thefuuuucomics)

sleezed:

i’ll finger fuck you under the table at a restaurant then lick my fingers when I’m done I don’t give a fuck

(via mindoftheunkind)

you wanna see a disaster?

asciimiddlefinger:

play the cha cha slide around a bunch of white folks and wait until the part where the dude goes “cha cha now real smooth”

(via e-teezy)